i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
