Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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