I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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