i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i was born a porn star she said
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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