Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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