We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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