Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
