Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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