last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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