just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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