He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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