i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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