This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
