Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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