I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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