also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just google imaged poop.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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