we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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