Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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