If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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