yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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