So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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