My boss' voice literally gives me gas
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
