There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just had sex on a roof
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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