rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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