We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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