Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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