its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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