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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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