her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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