Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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