We're like a lot better than the average bears
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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