Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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