he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize