they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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