Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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