I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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