just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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