Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just gargled with NyQuil
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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