tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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