Say something about gay babies.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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