You smell like a Billy Joel song
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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