We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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