I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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