My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
