the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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