I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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