It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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