Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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