Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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