On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I puked a lego.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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