2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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