I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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