what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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