Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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