why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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