I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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