I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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